Hi there. My name's Zach, and I suppose I'm not a very good liberal. I think the world has blacks, cripples, retards, and fat people. I think things are "illegal", not "unlawful". I think the KKK has every right to say they hate everyone, but I also have the right to call them idiots. I think Osama and al Qaeda should be thrown off of skyscrapers, because it seems fitting. I think Saddam was an asshole and a terrible person. I think some problems can't be solved by throwing money at them. I think illegal immigrants don't deserve the same rights afforded to citizens. I think the death penalty is necessary sometimes. I think you can put all the religious decorations on your personal property you want. I think abortion isn't something everyone should aspire to have. I think a family with a stable mother and father is the best situation for a child to be in. I think affirmative action is problematic. I think the welfare system is being abused. I think kids need a smack now and again. I think drugging kids to make them calm down is a terrible idea. I think media bias masking as journalism is a bad thing. I think Hardball is a pretty good show. I think that after 9/11 there is a valid reason to be wary of some Arabs. I think Christmas is a pretty nifty holiday. I think America is a great nation, and I want to have a family and die here an old man. Hi there. My name's Zach, and I suppose I'm not a very good liberal.